I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there’s no hope for us
Well if you don’t want to be kicked out before last call don’t I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don’t call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo “princess”
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it’s him.
he’s had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.’
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making