I think I’ve been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
You’ve been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don’t how big his dick is.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you’re proud.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he’d understand.