I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine ‘sink in’. I don’t think that’s how it works
Just so we’re clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word “dick-thumpin” in casual conversation.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn’t really happen. Please.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said ‘I wouldn’t show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world’