Texts from Rise of the Guardians

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(360):No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That’s just…its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!

(360):

No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That’s just…its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!

(937):wtf. i just found you’re porn stash.(1-937):u like it?(937):NOT THE POINT.

(937):

wtf. i just found you’re porn stash.

(1-937):

u like it?

(937):

NOT THE POINT.

i'm lauGHING SO HARD HOLY CRAP THANK YOU FOR THIS BLOG

You’re welcome =)

(212):
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up

(212):

She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up

(+44):Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet

(+44):

Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet

(+61):I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser

(+61):

I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser

(416):no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after

(416):

no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after

(802):You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.

(802):

You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.

(248):He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone… I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn’t my classiest day.

(248):

He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone… I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn’t my classiest day.

(864):He looks like he’d be great Lego character.

(864):

He looks like he’d be great Lego character.