Texts from Rise of the Guardians

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(630):Sex is always the answer.(630):Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?

(630):

Sex is always the answer.

(630):

Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?

(517):I still don’t like him. I’m also filled with alcohol, so I’ll revisit the statement in the morning.

(517):

I still don’t like him. I’m also filled with alcohol, so I’ll revisit the statement in the morning.

Mod note: Blog update!

The blog now has a page with character specific tags, as well as a tag for submissions =)

(Submission by pitch-nightmare-king)(520):I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.

(Submission by pitch-nightmare-king)
(520):

I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.

(708):Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It’s important.

(708):

Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It’s important.

(323):He went snooping and now he’s all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.(310):Please stop calling it that.

(323):

He went snooping and now he’s all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.

(310):

Please stop calling it that.

(580):Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes

(580):

Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes

(425):Apparently I’m a “fire hazard”

(425):

Apparently I’m a “fire hazard”

(860):Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we’re here

(860):

Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we’re here