Texts from Rise of the Guardians

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(217):
I get a little bitchy. We all know that

(217):

I get a little bitchy. We all know that

(315):Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.

(315):

Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.

(716):OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.

(716):

OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.

(763):The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.

(763):

The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.

(774):Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.

(774):

Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.

(405):SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.

(405):

SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.

(704):Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.

(704):

Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.

(603):I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.

(603):

I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.

(515):He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.

(515):

He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.

(603):As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??

(603):

As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??