The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
And I’m bringing my coffee cup of wine.
If it’s any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
So how’d the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.