God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier…
You’re not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Oh my god I found my bf’s erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.